Convo with an almost 2 year old

Here's how it went

Me- 'Ty, why are you all wet?'
Ty- 'me a fish'
Me- 'Oh your a fish. Let's go get the fish into dry clothes'
Ty- 'Get fishing pole, mama'
Me- 'OK here's my fishing pole. Now come here'
Ty- 'No, mama, catch me'

I don't know where he got all that info, but wow.