PRIVACY PLEASE!

Oh my heck! Have you ever had one of those days where privacy becomes a word you don't know the meaning of?!?!

I can't go into the bathroom without someone walking right in behind me, or someone banging on the door so loud I can't do my business. What is this?

And it's not just the kids. Nope.

If I decided to pee during nap time, it's like there is a sensor on the toilet that buzzes in their ears and they come running. Doesn't matter how quiet I am, or how asleep they are. They will still start pounding on the door, or waltz right in. I am at the end of my rope.

So here I sit, in my closet, with the door shut where no one can find me. They are all saying 'mama' and wondering around like little lost children. They are little children, but how can you be lost in your own house, RIGHT?

A lady needs a little privacy. Just a little.

Like when she needs to pee. Or getting dressed after getting out of the shower.

I guess that's why we build houses with walk-in closets. Because children don't think of looking there.

So if your in need of privacy, use the closet. If you don't have a big enough closet, well then, heaven help you.

I don't want to be done in the little sanctuary of mine (i.e. the closet), but someone is now crying.

I'm heading back out into the real world, to be a mom.

Wish me luck.